jueves, 17 de enero de 2008

Para votar a un PP sin Gallardón





Lector:

Nuestro Mariano es un hombre con carácter. Cuando tiene que tomar una decisión, no le tiembla el pulso porque sabe que cuenta con tu incondicional apoyo. ¿Para qué iba a llevar a Gallardón en las listas?... El Partido Popular no es una monarquía con rey vivo y delfín heredero del monarca vivo. Nuestro Mariano le dijo a Albertito que fuera a heredar a otro lado. Por eso anda el alcalde de Madrid lloroso y sin saber si deja la política o la política lo deja a él.

¿Aún no has brindado por no tener que votar a Gallardón? ¿A qué esperas? ¡Brinda ahora mismo! Acércate al bar más próximo y pide champán francés para ti y para el resto de los clientes de la cafetería. En mi casa, ayer brindamos todos. Como decía mi cuñado Ángel, había que celebrar la primera decisión importante del próximo presidente del Gobierno: unas listas ganadoras.

No tengas dudas, amigo mío. El PP ganará las elecciones. Nuestro Mariano consultó con una bruja gallega el futuro del día 9 de marzo y la bruja le juró por todos los santos que veía fiesta en Génova 13 si Gallardón no iba en las listas. Rajoy no lo pensó más. Desde el mismísimo despacho de la vidente, telefoneó a Albertito para darle el notición. Tuvo que colgarle el teléfono porque Gallardón lloraba como un niño y nuestro Mariano tiene el corazón sensible al llanto de los hombres.

¿Verdad que cuanto más conoces a Rajoy más deseos tienes de votar al PP? A mí me ocurre lo mismo. Ya sabes, amigo mío: el 9 de marzo toca votar al Partido Popular.

Saludos cordiales

Yo voto al PP

19 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

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Reina Letizia dijo...

¡Menudo defensor te ha salido!Ya quisiera tenerlo yo en la Guardia Real para defender a la Monarquía.

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Phede dijo...

Hola!

Te recomiendo que leas la columna de Fernando Peña Charlón en el Diario Metro del día 17 de enero. Habla sobre Gallardón y es muy buena.

Saludos

Anónimo dijo...

Pues fíjate, yo no tenía decidido mi voto, pero pensaba que si ponían a Albertito en las listas, igual le votaba, aunque a mi eso de las listas cerradas me parecen una putation, pero ahora el Sr.Rajoy me lo ha puesto más fácil, NO VOY A VOTAR AL PP.
¡Que tengas felices sueños! y recuerda que quien vive de ilusiones muere de desengaños.

Anónimo dijo...

Así que Rajoycito hace caso de brujas eh...? Eso explica muchas cosas...

juan rafael dijo...

¿cosa de brujas? Hmmmm...

Paços de Audiência dijo...

Eres el puto amo, jejeje.

Marta dijo...

Ayyyy, que penita tengo en el corazón. Mariano se ha colgado un gallardón, ... hay perdón, me parece que se dice "galardón".

Ay no sé, bueno, yo me alegro que la bruja fuera del PSOE!!!!.

la-de-marbella dijo...

Ay Gallardon Gallardon que te han defenestrado. Pobre hombre, se le ha quedado la cara a cuadritos de gaviotas echando a volar.

Yolanda Smith dijo...

Buenos elementos son todos: derecha, izquierda, nacionalistas, centro, progres, liberales y la madre que los pario a todos, incluidos los que se manifiestaron el 30 de diciembre en Madrid.

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Atentamente, un votante del PSOE.

FUERA DE SERVICIO dijo...

Efectivamente eres un Politico mas, hace meses pidiendo el Voto y ahora que no ganaron ya te olvidaste de la ciudadania aquien se le pedias...baya aunque sea escribele a Peñafiel.

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